TO: skwisguarded
FROM: Your Secret Valentine

Title: A Series of Dildos Events
Rating: R
Timeline: Pre-Doomstar
Warnings: Language, drug and alcohol abuse, buttholes and dildos stuffs unwanted sexual advances, and other risqué situations
Characters: Charles/Skwisgaar, Dethklok ensemble
Written For: Skwisguarded

( Charles Ofdensen made the required adjustments to the spreadsheet... )

Well, Dethfans, you should all know what tomorrow is... Valentine's Day, the infamous holiday that this whole exchange is based around.  But we know not all of you are hopeless romantics; and even those who are might need something a little less sweet to balance out all that sugar.

So here's one of the sexiest, most brutal, and least romantic ( Read more... )

TO: skwisguarded
FROM: matsunaga

Title: Victory March
Timeline: during "Dethsiduals"
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Skwisgaar/Pickles
Warnings: PWP, some humor, and an appletini

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TO: skwisguarded
FROM: mijeli

Title: Up Jumped The Devil
Main character(s): Dethklok, with a side order of S/T
Timeline: Post-Season 2
Genre: Humor
Rating: R
Warnings: Language and stupidity
Beta: cycatryx
Summary: Leaving personal DVDs in not-personal DVD players is never a good idea.
A/N: Many thanks go to my spontaneous and dedicated beta Cyx. Dear recipient, whoever ( Read more... )